Hey y'all. So teeth aren't important right? That bit that just fell right off my wisdom tooth is all cool, yeah? (Blame those nachos!)

(And, yes, I KNOW I need to get them removed. I also know that it's about four thousand dollars and- HA!)

I want our bandwidth back so I can watch more bad fantasy on YouTube!

Gorram it! I just read this and now I can't stop yawning.

I wish that it wasn't raining right now.